Here is Hadley he will turn 2 in Jan. Don't ask me what he is doing here.

Here is Rocky 2 months old, he still wonders where all the peace and quiet went that he was use too!!

CHRISTMAS 2007

WELL, SANTA SOMEHOW FOUND OUR HOUSE AGAIN THIS YEAR. OUR BOYS HAD A FUN CHRISTMAS AND PROBABLY GOT MORE THAN THEY DESERVED. :)

HERE'S CAEL WITH IS NEW VAPORIZER BIKE- TOO BAD IT WASN'T A SLEDGEHAMMER.
TIMMY GOT A NEW RED BIKE THAT KEEPS HIS FEET FAR FROM THE GROUND, IF HE TAKES A SPILL HE'LL PROBABLY KNOCK OUT THE REST OF HIS TEETH (IF YOU CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO ENLARGE IT YOU'LL NOTICE THE BIKE'S NAME IS WHIPEOUT-LITTLE SCARY FOR MOM AND DAD).
OH LOOKY THERE, KI GOT A BIKE JUST LIKE CAEL'S. ONE HAS A BLUE KICKSTAND AND THE OTHER A GRAY- SANTA SURE IS GETTING SMART, HOW ELSE WOULD THEY KNOW WHOSE IS WHOSE?

HADLEY WOULDN'T SIT ON SANTA'S (UNCLE KEITH) LAP SO LENA HELPED HIM OUT. SANTA SHOULD HAVE JUST BROUGHT HADLEY TOMALES BECAUSE HE JUST WANTED TO UNWRAP THING, HE COULD CARE LESS WHAT WAS INSIDE THE PAPER.
ON CHRISTMAS EVE TIMMY LOST HIS SECOND FRONT TOOTH EATING ON A RICE CRISPY TREAT. LATER THAT NIGHT SANTA CLAUSE AND THE TOOTH FAIRY SHOWED UP AT THE SAME TIME AND HAD THEMSELVES A LITTLE AFFAIR...I HOPE MRS. CLAUS DOESN'T FIND OUT. BY THE WAY HE DIDN'T GET HIS TWO FRONT TEETH FOR CHRISTMAS, JUST A GOLD DOLLAR.
THIS WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN CHRISTMAS EVE AFTER THEY GOT THEIR NEW PAJAMAS AND SLIPPERS AS AN EARLY PRESENT.
THEY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF CANDY CANES WITH BIG HEADS.
WELL IF THE OTHER THREE GOT BIKES, HADLEY HAD TO GET ONE TOO. HE LOOKS MORE LIKE UNCLE CAMERON'S KID WITH THOSE SUNGLASSES ON THOUGH. KILLER BOOTS TOO!

THE ANNUAL RE-INACTMENT OF THE CHRISTMAS STORY. WE HAD TO DRESS ALL THE JACKASSES UP LIKE DIFFERENT ANIMALS AND PEOPLE SO THEY FIT THE STORY.
ROCKY DIDN'T MIND SANTA CLAUS, HE JUST WASN'T TO FOND OF HIS ITCHY BEARD. HE NEVER WOULD TELL SANTA WHAT HE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS.

I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE RUDOLPH. MAN THIS WHOLE SANTA THING HAS ME CONFUSED. NICE RACKS THOUGH, HUH?
SNOW IN HEBER BEFORE MAY? WHAT A SURPRISE! TIMMY, CAEL, KI AND BILLY (A NEIGHBOR) HAD A GREAT TIME PLAYING IN THE SNOW. THEY MUST OF SPENT 8 OR MORE HOURS OUTSIDE THAT DAY.
WE DID A FAMILY 12 NIGHTS OF CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR WHERE WE DID SOMETHING TOGETHER AS A FAMILY EACH OF THE 12 NIGHT PRECEDING CHRISTMAS. ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS WE DID A GINGERBREAD HOUSE, IT WAS A BLAST.
NOT TOO OFTEN THAT YOU HAVE TWO WISEMEN, A COW AND A CAMEL IN ONE FAMILY- THAT'S WHY THEY CALL US THE FUNNY FARM.
WE HOPE THAT YOU ALL HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS, AND THAT THE SPIRIT OF CHRIST WILL BE WITH YOU THROUGHOUT THE UPCOMING YEAR.

The Porter 5

If we didn't sing like amputees, we could be the Porter five (like the Jackson five), just don't plan on coming to our "neverland."

THE PORTER BUNCH

Here's a story, of a lovely lady, who was raising five very crazy boys. All of them were hyper-active, like their father???? Help me out I can't figure out the last line.

Rocky and Rocky

Little Rocky was named after Rocky Nelson who has been a coach, teacher, and friend for many years. Right now they have the same hair style but before long little Rocky will look like a ch-ch-chia pet compared to Rocky Nelson.

getting high at a young age

I promise we don't give our kids marijuana to settle them down, he's just coming off a Mt. Dew or chocolate high.

This is a Norman Rockwell style picture of our boys!

HALLOWEEN

With spiderman, batman, robinhood, and a vampire bat you don't have to worry about getting jumped on halloween night.

NOW IF THEY DON'T SCARE YOU OFF NOTHING WILL

Here's the twinners all dressed up for their Halloween party at school. They wouldn't stand still long enough in our garden to keep the birds and animals out though.